Hey, you know something? Joseph's kind of cute...

[Shadowe]

Dear Diary...

Well, roger me rigid with a large root vegetable! Sorry I haven't spoken to you in a while, but life's been kind of hectic. Spent most last week trying to fix big bro's bloody computer. It still doesn't work properly.

Anyways. Went to the statue the other night and was chatting to Alfred, when this big chunk of stone walks up. Was I surprised? Yep. Anyways. Big chunk of stone turns out to be a guy called Joseph who's in the FA! How do I know this? Well, turns out he didn't know I was a member too, so he uses the FA Comm to talk to Alfred and inform him something along the lines of "Hot chick in black, check her out!" Oops. Hehehe. Little did he know that I was listening in. So I teased him about that for a while, and he was really sweet about it. I think he likes me.

This is not good. You remember I told you about Rookie? The guy who's all covered in some wierd armour. He's really sweet, too. I know he likes me. I like him too. But I don't know if the realtionship can go anywhere. Cuz he's completely covered in the stuff from the neck down and doesn't know if he's got a... Well, you get the idea.

Then again, I don't know if Joseph has a... you know... either. I mean, he's made of stone. And he was kind of not wearing any clothes and I didn't notice anything that looked like... Well, you get the idea.

So, here I am, with a couple of nice guys that I like, neither of whom I'm sure is capable of... you know... Why do I make life so difficult for myself?

Anyways. Got to go - Richard's gone off to deal with some bint called Vanessa, who's involved in the circus or something... I never did get the straight of that - and he'll probably want to talk about stuff. I'll try to write more often.

Byeeeee.

[Shadowe]

Dear Diary,

I am SOOOOO embarrased! My last diary entry somehow made it onto the FA database, and EVERYONE read it! I've never been so mortified in my entire life.

Anyways. I found out a couple of days ago that Joseph's a normal guy! He's quite big and musclular - I barely stand up to his belly - but I bet his hugs are really nice. Remind me to find out sometime.

I think I need to make my mind up. Rookie and Rocky (heh, how silly is that?) are both really nice guys. Guess I just need to spend some time with both of them, and figure out which I prefer. And hopefully they'll give me the chance.

Why do I always end up with these horible relationship issues? I wish I knew.

Well, here's to hoping that this little entry doesn't somehow sneak onto the FA computers.

See you soon, Diary.

Byeeeee.

[Kat]

((Cor that 351 is a git ))

[Ves]

(( Thats what happens when you let Ves play with the computer system, it develops a twisted sense of humour, I think the main OS's of Ves' nano's and 351 throw wild parties at weekends in the hard-drives, as for the activities in the RAM.... ))

[Akkarin]

((*something about floppy disks*))

[Kitmarch]

((Is the FA network connected to the interweb? Imagine if this got out "in the open"))

[Shadowe]

Dear Sam's Diary.

Hi, Richard here. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh-nyeh. Sorry, that was a little childish.

She really needs to change her password, doesn't she? I doubt that I'll be able to keep this up for long, but I thought it would be a good idea to have a bit of fun at Sam's expense.

Little does she know that I've managed to get into her private files. Yes, yes, it's a bit naughty. But so was changing my memories a couple of months back. So there.

Anyway, I'm sure she'll never read this, especially given that I have date stamped it two years ago, so I'm not particularly worried.

So, she's having relationship trouble is she? At bloody last! So glad I'm not the only one. Having met both of the chaps in question, I've got to say that I DON'T MIND! Make your blasted mind up, woman. Soon.

Do you see Kit, Kat, Jane or Meadow having this problem? No. Trust Samantha to be stuck in a 'love triangle', when the guys in question probably don't even know it. Mummy would turn in her grave if she knew about this.

Oh, of course, given that there seems to be some sort of file leakage to the FA computer network (Alfred's fault, undoubtedly, for that link he set up a while back that I STILL haven't been able to get rid of) the entire FA will no doubt be able to read this in short order, so I'll just say this - If one of those two hormone driven womanising sex-addicts hurts my sister*, I'll hunt him down and kill him... Ahem. Excuse me. That's not fair. She can look after herself without my interference, as Alfred very clearly demonstrated to me once. But she's still my baby sister.

So, I'll just say goodbye and laugh every time I see her, and things will carry on as normal.

Goodbye, Sam's Diary.

*: Unless she asks nicely, of course.

[Kitmarch]

Dear Diary,

Well, someone told me it was kinda traditional for a girl to keep a diary and all, so I thought I'd start.

Then I saw Sam's diary and am now convinced that I will NEVER put anything like that in electronic format. Don't think I could take the humiliation.
So, I thought little book thingy. They do ones with these cute little padlocks on. But then I thought that anyone who can get past all the defences on my front door isn't going to have any problems with a padlock, so that idea went out of the window.

Kinda toyed with the idea of keeping said book in another reality. Until I had that wierd dream last week where the indigineous people found it and it made it the basis of thier relegion and all that. It was kinda amusing, until they had that big holy war over who controlled the materials for making the purple dye.
That decided tw things. First, I really need to watch my ego. Second, I'm not keeping a diary, period. So sorry, but you don't exist.

Right going to get back to business. Namely teasing Sam at the next opertunity.