Yes, we are insane.

[Kitmarch]

Akkarin: It could be worse, it could be a hugely complex underground city
Kathena: wasn't always underground...
Akkarin: True, used to be a nice place
Kitmarch: ((Thinking of trying my first ever plot later on tonight - just a heads up))
Akkarin: ((*runs*))
Kathena: ((sure it'll be great))
Akkarin: ((*runs faster*))
Telepath: ((From what I know, which isn't much, everyone had better prepare for a suicidally depressed Alfred for a while...))
Luminous Phoenix: ((*hurls Lasso at Akk* C'mere.))
Kitmarch: ((The "Kit accidentally turns 'Rin into a gerbil" plot))
Crucifix Blade:((Akk, stop it! Or I'LL do a plot!))
Akkarin: ((Noooooooo!!!!!))
Kathena: ((hahahah))
Kathena: ((what you afraid of? saint's plots usually involve kat going insane?))
Akkarin: ((*runs, still held by lasob in classic cartoon style))
Akkarin: ((Laso*))
Kitmarch: ((*watches with amusement as Jane is dragged along behind 'Rin))
Crucifix Blade:((*drops an ACME anvil on Akk's head*
Akkarin: ((*is squished*))
Akkarin: ((Hah, plot me now!))
Kitmarch: ((Noooooo! I need him for the comic relief role!))
Kathena: ((throws a million paper planes with dynamite sticks in them*))
Luminous Phoenix: ((*ties anvil to ground, just in case, and inserts plot-tube*))
Akkarin: ((Urk!))
Akkarin: ((Hey, Rin isn't a comedic characyer, he's deep and serious))
Kathena: ((pink beard))
Kitmarch: ((My plot - my rules. MWahahahaaaaaa!))
Akkarin: ((.....))
Crucifix Blade:((*Prepares a large bottle of ACME angst* Be good, or I'll empty the whole thing!))
Akkarin: ((Drink it))
Crucifix Blade:((Hey, cool! I got the Spelunker badge! And I'd empty it on to YOU, Akk...))
Kitmarch: ((d**n, I WANT that badge!))
Telepath: ((I got that badge by accident.))
Kitmarch: ((crucifys Cru))
Akkarin: ((Pink beard was only funny because Rin is serious *nod*))
Kathena: ((*watches all the dynamite-planes fly about, before one gets stuck in an ear and blows up*))
Crucifix Blade:((Been done already, Kit! Why do you think I'm the Crucifix Blade?))
Kathena: ((pink beard was funny cause akk had a beard, and it was pink. :P))
Kitmarch: ((that'll teach you to put such large ears in such accessible places))
Kathena: ((*wafts away smoke* well, yeah... but there's still loads of those things flying about!))
Akkarin: ((*is hit by one, under the anvil*))
Crucifix Blade:((*unails himself just in time to avoid one hitting his arse*))
Kitmarch: ((actually, I was going to use one of those hot glue guns))
Crucifix Blade:((Too late now!))
Akkarin: ((Bah, use velcro))
Akkarin: ((*lightbulb above hea.... anvil*))
Crucifix Blade:((Pass, nails are good enough.))
Akkarin: ((Ahaha! Akk has a plan))
Crucifix Blade:((I see. Inform us, oh great leader!))
Akkarin: ((Velcro + Kat = hours of fun))
Kitmarch: OWCH!
Kitmarch: (( with (()) ))
Luminous Phoenix: ((*drops another anvil on top of the anvil*))
Kathena: ((*widens eyes and backs away* jane... HELP! oh, thanks))
Akkarin: ((Spoilsports))
Kitmarch: ((*sets fire to anvils, just because no-one else has yet))
Akkarin: ((*sniff* Oh.... bugger))
Akkarin: ((I'm not going alone! *summond "rain of velcro"))
Crucifix Blade:((*shields Kat with his non-velcro-ey spandex outfit!*))
Kathena: ((NOoOoooooooooOO! *curls into ball on floor*))
Telepath: ((This is completely mad.))
Kitmarch: ((Yep!))
Kathena: ((this is what ooc fletched chat is for... :P))
Kitmarch: ((anyone else feel like posting the log on the forums?))
Telepath: ((*hugs Kat for no reason*))
Crucifix Blade:((What did you expect? We're the Fletched! :P))
Akkarin: ((*nod*))
Kathena: ((i demand more hug))
Akkarin: ((me and saint, we raised them well))
Telepath: ((*hugs Kat again*))
Kathena: ((yeah but now you're going all sensible))
Kathena: ((you actually TOLD KAT OFF for breaking into the zig, man!))
Crucifix Blade:((Heheh. Our babies are all grown up! I'm so proud... *weeps into Akk's hanky*))
Akkarin: ((*hugs Kat.... in a suit of Velcro!))
Kitmarch: ((oh good.... as long as it's not my fault))
Kathena: ((and anyway. kat's a co-founder, don't take all the credit ya bastids- AGH!))
Telepath: ((*pours water all over Kat*))
Crucifix Blade:((Yeah, AND Kat lead the Alliance after Saint!))
Akkarin: ((Uhuh, Akk got all grown up))
Kathena: ((mutiny soon, i think... all your advisors are sticking with the old ways :P))
Crucifix Blade:((Heheh.))
Akkarin: ((Hah, if you only knew))
Kathena: ((ffffff))
Telepath: ((I'm siding with whatever group looks likely to win, then performing a military coup and taking over.))
Kitmarch: ((not to mention the new blood! *unleashes vampire eating ferrets*))
Telepath: ((*eats everyone's souls*))
Akkarin: ((OMG no! My old nemesis!))
Kathena: ((get out of it raziel, you're not even in this setting))
Kitmarch: ((*watches with amusement as TP attempts to locate Kit's soul, and falls between a crack in dimensions))
Akkarin: ((>_>))
Telepath: ((I AM THE ARCHANGEL TYRAEL!))
Kathena: ((oh, shut up and throw azurewrath into the world stone or something))
Akkarin: ((He was lame))
Kitmarch: ((Yeah, if anyone's gonna be Raz - its me... I even have the hairstyle))
Kathena: ((...you DARE insult tyreal?!))
Crucifix Blade:((Umm... what?))
Telepath: ((Tyrael was the greatest!))
Akkarin: ((*point up* read it and weep))
Kitmarch: ((just to check, which universe are you lot in now?))
Crucifix Blade:((No, who's the Archangel Tyrael?))
Kathena: ((tyreal will kick your backend))
Akkarin: ((Mephisto is enternaly badass))
Telepath: ((Fine, what about AMBASSADOR KOSH?))
Kathena: ((mephisto is the first to get blown up, he is SO not badass))
Kathena: ((now deckard cain, THERE is a badass))
Akkarin: ((True, Baal was THE dude))
Crucifix Blade:((What the hell are you lot on about?))
Kitmarch: ((Oh, diablo..... *Waves Tyreal banners!*
Telepath: ((PURPLE BICYCLE SHOE FINS ACTUALISE RADISHES GREENLY!))
Kitmarch: ((Oh dear.... drunk OOC now Alfred?))
Crucifix Blade:((*rolls eyes, and goes back to reading the Golden Compass))
Telepath: ((No, that was Chaos.))
Akkarin: ((Best book ever!))
Telepath: ((01010101011101010100010101000))
Kathena: ((no. deckard cain as THE dude! i mean, he survives TWO demonic invasions, AND knows everything. AND identifies items FOR FREE. :P))
Telepath: ((That was Order.))
Crucifix Blade:((Agreed! ALL HAIL PHILIP PULLMAN!))
Telepath: ((I have a kickass necromancer on my laptop.))
Akkarin: ((*worships*))
Akkarin: ((Ruby in the smoke on TV))
Telepath: ((England lost the football, I'm told))
Crucifix Blade:((WHat? No adaption on northern Lights?))
Kitmarch: ((yep! innit great?))
Akkarin: ((Billy piper as Sally Lockheart O_o))
Akkarin: ((Films being made, apprently))
Crucifix Blade:((... No. NO. BAD BBC! BAD!))
Telepath: ((TV films suck.))
Crucifix Blade:((Sally is SO not thingyney!))
Telepath: ((Peter Sellers was great. Then he dies.))
Telepath: ((died))
Kathena: ((my turn to not know anything of the conversation))
Akkarin: ((Alting, see yall folks later))
Kathena: ((fine, piss off. :P later))
Crucifix Blade:((Heheh. By, fellow Pullmanite!))
Kitmarch: ((come back later.... still need to turn Akk into gerbil))
Kathena: ((akk's really gonna be turned into a gerbil?
Kathena: ((cats kill gerbils!))
Kitmarch: ((If he doesn't behave....))
Crucifix Blade:((Please, PLEASE! MAKE HIM A VAMPIRE GERBILL! :P ))
Kitmarch: ((maybe next time))
Telepath: ((Vampiric gerbil...)
Kitmarch: ((bad B movie...))
Kathena: ((cue vampire cat! *someone throws black ball of fluff past the camera*))
Crucifix Blade:((*watches, then produces hoover* Here, Kitty kitty kitty...))
Kathena: ((that won't work, it's actually just a ball of fluff))
Kitmarch: ((*sprays cheap ketchup across shot*))
Telepath: ((*brings kittens. Lots of kittens.*))
Crucifix Blade:((Which makes the hoover DOUBLY effective! *sucks up fluff*))
Crucifix Blade:((Aww! Kittens!))
Crucifix Blade:((*CRUCIFIES THEM ALL! MUWAHAHAHAHA!))
Kitmarch: ((*watches in horror as hoover jams and explodes*))
Kathena: ((cheers kit, no expense spared in this production))
Telepath: ((*murders CB with a spork*))
Kitmarch: ((Oh hell... now we'll NEVER get issue 8))
Crucifix Blade:((*dies*))
Crucifix Blade:((*ressurects, Crow style!*))
Kathena: ((*throws crows at CB* murder! murder!))
Kathena: ((*sblack persons quietly away to self*))
Telepath: ((*murders again with the same spork*))
Kitmarch: ((*realises she forgot to point out she buried him in a small trench at the bottom of the pacific*)
Crucifix Blade:((*dodges sprok and crows, which fly into Telepath, and due to his new CROW LUNGS, He can breath water, so NYA! :P))
Kitmarch: ((Shame the pressure would squash him as flat as a sheet of paper... looking forward to watching him get out of that one! ^_^ ))
Telepath: ((*uses anti-crow rays and Samuel L. Jackson*))
Kitmarch: ((ooooohhhhh))
Kathena: ((*hurls both awesome freemans*))
Kathena: ((those ofcourse being morgan and gordon. anyway.))
Crucifix Blade:((... Right. Okay.))
Telepath: ((*hurls the G-Man at CB*))
Kitmarch: ((*inserts token HL2 worship here*))
Crucifix Blade:((*dodges ALL of it, Neo style! Then Lawrence Fishburne comes on and tells me I'm the One...*))
Telepath: ((And that you're as stupid as Keanu Reeves!))
Kathena: ((*samuel has exited by this point after someone shouted " loved the matrix man!" at him*))
Crucifix Blade:((I thought everyone knew that?))
Crucifix Blade:((Anyway, Keanu's nice!))
Telepath: ((Disagree.))
Kitmarch: ((Watches Gordon Freeman kill everybody, WITHOUT SAYING A WORD))
Telepath: ((*flings Seans Connery and Bean at Gordon*))
Kathena: ((or indeed making a sound!))
Crucifix Blade:((*Is killed by Gordan Freeman, but get's back up and sends Adrian Paul after him with a Katana...*))
Telepath: ((Kat and Jane are getting even more unrealistically strange now, it seems :P ))
Kitmarch: ((*Throws Richie in the way*))
Kathena: ((are not))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Half-alien and half-cat. Were they ever realistic? :P))
Crucifix Blade:((*laughs as Adrian Butchers Richie*))
Telepath: ((I meant personality-wise... water-bed cuddling on the floor of the Villain Bar?!?!))
Kathena: ((it's not an actual waterbed!))
Kitmarch: ((Blame the evil ethanol))
Telepath: ((They seem to have absolutely no sense of propriety))
Kathena: ((they're also not drunk. they just don't care :P))
Crucifix Blade:((Dude? You're a psychic marrying a four-month-old clone. DON'T start pointing the realism finger!))
Telepath: ((At least he's got a realistic personality, crucified boy :P))
Kathena: ((hasn't!))
Kitmarch: ((Not a clone thank you! Nor me! Or me! Me neither!))
Kathena: ((not a shizo, either, incase you were wondering?))
Crucifix Blade:((Hey, HEY! My characters take time to mature! :P))
Kitmarch: ((*bites back innevitable comment*))
Kathena: ((yes, it was ATLEAST 2 months before saint died the first time))
Telepath: ((Cogito ergo sum. That's a phrase in Latin that is irrelevant to the conversation.)
Crucifix Blade:((HE came back! :P))
Kathena: ((then died again. twice.))
Telepath: ((Whatever. Jane and Kat are even more mad, in short.))
Kathena: ((can you blame em? :P))
Kitmarch: ((Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur))
Kathena: ((anyway... *looks up propriety*))
Telepath: ((At least Alfred and Kit went home to cuddle during the PC restart. I probably spelt it wrong, Kat.))
Kathena: ((you didn't i just don't know the meaning.))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Alfred-ness, in one word. :P))
Kitmarch: ((goes to comment, then changes her mind))
Kathena: ((EWWWWWW))
Telepath: ((...))
Kathena: ((*runs*))
Telepath: ((I am confused.))
Crucifix Blade:((You have COOTIES! *points, and runs*))
Kathena: (( 1. The quality of being proper; appropriateness. 2. Conformity to prevailing customs and usages. 3. proprieties The usages and customs of polite society. ))
Luminous Phoenix: ((*runs faster*))
Kathena: ((*keeps up, just*))
Crucifix Blade:((*is right behind Kat and Jane*))
Kitmarch: ((back where we started huh? *fetches Lassos*))
Telepath: ((FORCE PULL!))
Kathena: ((your baked goods are weak old man!))
Kitmarch: ((No no no! You're on anvil duty!))
Telepath: ((d**n it, I was trying to get a date.))
Luminous Phoenix: (( O-o ))
Crucifix Blade:((With Force-Pull? So naive...))
Kathena: ((good luck, all the girls round these here parts are gay))
Crucifix Blade:(('Cept Kit. And I thought Kat was Bi?))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Reminds me. Character to bring back... *looks shifty*))
Kathena: ((*said in a somewhat texan ranch accent*))
Telepath: ((I was making a pun, CB.))
Kathena: ((carmine? aw, d**nit...))
Crucifix Blade:((Oh, was that what you were doing? :P))
Kathena: ((not anymore, did you NOTICE how much she likes jane? :P))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Nah, though I have to bring her back too. Older. Pre-Alliance, first character I ever brought to GG-older.))
Telepath: ((Well, it's possible to be bisexual and be committed to a someone of a particular gender.))
Kathena: ((kineticist?))
Telepath: ((Just that it's more about the person etc.))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Indeed it is. *nods*))
Kitmarch: ((right, off to statues now...))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Older.))
Kathena: ((o.o))
Kitmarch: ((back, back, evil lift bug!))
Crucifix Blade:((Watchman?))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Older! :P))
Crucifix Blade:((...DUDE...))
Kathena: ((i'm trying to point out how much... oh, forget it i always end up sounding politically incorrect anyway :P))
Kitmarch: ((whew!))
Kathena: ((maynia? :P))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Nah, I already exist in-game, remember? Minus the alien, o'course.))
Crucifix Blade:((One more troll, then off to GG...))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Or plus it. Hate word order.))
Kathena: ((doesn't mean you can't have your chat-handle name character still...))
Telepath: ((I just used my edit, mehs.))
Luminous Phoenix: ((True'nough. What that would be I don't know, however.))
Kathena: ((noone understands english))
Telepath: ((I do.))
Luminous Phoenix: ((*drops another anvil*))
Telepath: ((But since Dad is/was an English teacher and I've been reading proper novels since I was six, the point's a bit moot...))
Kathena: ((anyone who does is lying. :P))
Telepath: ((*rapidly perambulates in the direction of his habitual abode*))
Kathena: ((yeah, you run... o.o))
Kathena: ((*ponders*))
Kathena: ((you know i don't think i've SEEN you log any other characters.))
Telepath: ((Who?))
Kitmarch: ((nihongo o benkyo shimanutse.... sukoshi dake hansemanutsa))
elepath: ((I'm alting anyway, so no more FA comm madness for me :( ))
Kathena: ((shame, you could've posted the log))
Luminous Phoenix: ((Point. Who?
Kathena: ((you, darnit! :P))
Telepath: ((I don't keep logs anyway. Alting))
Kitmarch: ((Going to attempt plot in about 15 mins..... be there or be really grateful you missed it))

[Ves]

It seems we're letting standards slip here folks, it used to take a matter of minutes to get new folk to realise we're mental, it's taken Kit how long?

Just a few minor points if I may..

1: nothing exploded, not impressed, it's practically FA Law, thou shalt blow stuff up.

2: Kat's right, Rin has become far too sensible in his old age, bring back the good old days or face the wrath of old school ass kicking and traditions vengeful might *waves a Rin sized vest covered with C4* and this one is leather without sleeves to suit your rather fruity tastes *chuckles evilly*

3: The Kat + Velcro idea has possibilities *ponders with an evil grin*

4: All the founding members are either dead, Advisors or the boss, and the boss is only Rin because everyone else admitted being too unstable to lead themselves never mind anyone else. (hell you should see the trouble Ves, Kat and Jane have when in a team as the star gets tossed around as nobody wants it)

[Luke]

Alfred is stable enough to lead himself and others, certainly. He's just not a founder member type. Hence why he has an unidentifiable middle rank with no clear duties. Still, he doesn't precisely have his eye on Akkarin's job, but he is willing to step in if needed, of course. But I made this thread serious, when it is not! I shall resume insanity - the following has nothing to do with the topic!

[Luke]

veskit said:

1: nothing exploded, not impressed, it's practically FA Law, thou shalt blow stuff up.

The hoover exploded.

[Kitmarch]

Ves, if I didn't think you lot were totaly off your collective trolley, I wouldn't have joined in the first place.

Just took some time to gather evidence, that's all.

[Ves]

The hoover exploded

Doesn't count I'm afraid, only deliberate explosions with excessive quantities of KA-BLAMMO-AGE are eligable by FA Law,

(we really should make a list of FA traditions and 'laws' just to keep track of things and to educate new members as they arrive)

And since we're adding random images...


Yay kitties!!!!

[stonegiant]

All I can say is.......

And I miss you guys

Right!... lunchbreak... and I've had a chance to read the whole thing *points to top of thread* and OMG... you should all be locked up in Arkham Asylum ;D... great fun reading, allmost choked on my lunch.

Back again... Question: Why is there allways this huge space between my text and my signature??? *looks down*

[Akkarin]

Of course Akk's grown up, he had too, but he's still got his old sense of fun (limited to: get drunk, make things go boom, possibly both)

Just gotta love those OOC discussions, I mean look at all the philisophical debate going on.....

Fletched law, that could be fun, possibly not something leave laying around what with all the coppers wandering our base these days.

[Ves]

*makes a phone call to his old flat mate Midnight Blue*

Coppers taken care of, guess who's got a prototype Copper Catcher^tm coming in the mail, with it's own private storage pit.

*cackles maniacally and wanders off*


Also, some handy advice for you guys...

[Kitmarch]

veskit said:

1: nothing exploded, not impressed, it's practically FA Law, thou shalt blow stuff up.

Kat set off dynamite inside her head. Does that count?

[Ves]

Kat set off dynamite inside her head. Does that count?

Once again, 'fraid not, purely due to it being inside her head and therefore no-one could see it. (which is a shame as Kat is one of the few of us that still retains a tight grip on the old ways of entering a bad guys lair, beating everyone up and blowing the place into tiny bits on her way out, usually with lots of bright colours and things like her jumbo Explode-O-Gram^tm)

[Luke]

[Kitmarch]

stonegiant said:

Question: Why is there allways this huge space between my text and my signature??? *looks down*

I'd guess your .sig is aligned to the bottom of the post and all that whitespace is due to the stuff in the column to the left of the post.

Wow. A serious reply! Can't have that!

Wibble! Teapot! Fish!

And I still want to turn 'Rin into a gerbil at some point. ;D

[Luke]

Ringerbil, he'd be called! And he'd bite other gerbils and suck their blood, and have the ability to turn into a very tiny bat!

[Akkarin]

Fear Akkarin, the almighty Vamperbil!

*explodes*